How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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