How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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