How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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