How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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