How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?

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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.

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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!

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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".

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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.

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