How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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