How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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