How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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