How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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