How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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