How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?

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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy

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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!

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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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