How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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