How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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