How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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