How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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