How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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