How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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