How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?

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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.

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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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