How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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