How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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