How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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