How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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