How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?


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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.


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An instagram.


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Tyrannosaurus wrecks.


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CSI


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


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Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.


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To get to the shell station.


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None. Televangelists screw in motels.


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Because it's pretty basic stuff.


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