How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
Canvas not available.

or


What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
Canvas not available.

or


What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
Canvas not available.

or


When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
Canvas not available.

or


When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

Canvas not available.

or


How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
Canvas not available.

or


I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
Canvas not available.

or


Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025