How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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