How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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