How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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