How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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