How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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