How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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