How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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