How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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