How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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