How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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