How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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