How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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