How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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