How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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