How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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