How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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