How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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