How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?

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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.

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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.

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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.

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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.

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