How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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