How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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