How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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