How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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