How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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