How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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