How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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