How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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