How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?


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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


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he's bisatchel.


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Mooooooove over


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None, sound engineers don't do lights


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It had too many problems.


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Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.


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He was trying to fetch a boomerang


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Because they don't want to give away their presence.


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Uh...standby, I'll check on that.


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