How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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