How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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