How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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