How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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