How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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