How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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