How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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