How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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