How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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