How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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