How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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