How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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