How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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