How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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