How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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