How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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