How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?

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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess

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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.

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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer

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