How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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