How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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