How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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