How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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