How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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