How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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