How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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