How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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