How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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