How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
Canvas not available.

or


What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
Canvas not available.

or


What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
Canvas not available.

or


Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
Canvas not available.

or


Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
Canvas not available.

or


What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
Canvas not available.

or


Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026