How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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