How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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