How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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