How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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