How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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