How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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