How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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