How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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