How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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