How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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