How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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