How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
Canvas not available.

or


How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
Canvas not available.

or


How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

Canvas not available.

or


What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
Canvas not available.

or


Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026