How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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