How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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