How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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