How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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