How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?

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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."

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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.

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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.

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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.

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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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