How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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