How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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