How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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