How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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