How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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