How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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