How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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