How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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