How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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