How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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