How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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