How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.


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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


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All of them.


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They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.


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Woody the Wood Pickle.


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It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.


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By carving a Trumpkin.


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A sunburnt zebra.


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A mouse on vacation.


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To get to the udder side.


GOOD		CRAP

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