How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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