How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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