How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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