How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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