How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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