How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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