How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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