How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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