How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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