How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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