How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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