How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.

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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

Itís Hans free.

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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.

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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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