How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
Canvas not available.

or


What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
Canvas not available.

or


Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
Canvas not available.

or


Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Canvas not available.

or


What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
Canvas not available.

or


What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026