How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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