How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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