How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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