How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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