How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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