How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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