How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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