How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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