How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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