How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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