How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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