How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.


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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras

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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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