How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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