How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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