How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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