How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.

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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.


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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.

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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth

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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.

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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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