How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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