How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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