How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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