How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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