How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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