How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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