How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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