How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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