How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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