How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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