How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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