How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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