How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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