How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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