How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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