How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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