How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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