How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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