How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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