How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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