How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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