How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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