How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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