How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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