How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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