How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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