How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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