How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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