How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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