How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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