How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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