How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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