How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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