How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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