How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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