How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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