How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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