How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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