How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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