How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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