How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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