How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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