How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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