How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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