How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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