How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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