How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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