How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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