How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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