How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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