How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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