How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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