How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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