How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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