How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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