How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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