How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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