How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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