How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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