How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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