How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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