How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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