How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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