How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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