How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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