How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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