How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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