How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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