How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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