How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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