How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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