How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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