How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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