How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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