How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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