How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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