How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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