How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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