How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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