How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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