How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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