How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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