How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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