How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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