How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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