How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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