How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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