How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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