How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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