How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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