How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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