How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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