How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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