How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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