How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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