How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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