How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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