How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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