How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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