How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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