How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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