How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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