How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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