How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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