How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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