How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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