How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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