How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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