How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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