How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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