How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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