How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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