How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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