How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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