How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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