How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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