How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.

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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.

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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.

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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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