How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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