How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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