How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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