How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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