How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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