How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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