How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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