How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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