How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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