How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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