How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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