How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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