How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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