How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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