How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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