How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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