How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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