How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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