How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.

Canvas not available.

or


I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

Canvas not available.

or


How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.

Canvas not available.

or


How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!

Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
Canvas not available.

or


What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
Canvas not available.

or


What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
Canvas not available.

or


What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025