How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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