How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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