How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.

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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.

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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.

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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.

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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"


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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!

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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.


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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.

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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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