How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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