How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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