How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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