How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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