How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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