How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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