How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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