How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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