How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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