How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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