How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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