How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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