How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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