How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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