How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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