How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.

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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.

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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.

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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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