How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.


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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.


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But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.


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They can hit the high C's!


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He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.


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None 'o yo' fuckin' business!


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Because he wanted sweet dreams.


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Ask Cheese.


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Because he was feeling crumby.


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A drummer


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