How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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