How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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