How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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