How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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