How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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