How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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