How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.


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What�s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.


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A watch dog.


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Drinking.


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Because he was caught tweeting on a test.


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A try and try and try-ceratops


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Just one more, guys, I promise.


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A jellycopter


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One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.


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I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".


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