How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.


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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.


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Because he was under cover.


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His heart wasn't in it.


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To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.


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From chasing parked ambulances.


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It wanted to see the mooooooon!


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He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.


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Because you better duck when he's pissed.


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Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.


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