How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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