How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.


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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.


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A piano.


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but you accidentally say Mother.


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A living room!


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Stable tennis


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Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.


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To reduce his carbon footprint.


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In a hambulance.


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Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.


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