How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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