How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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