How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.


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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.


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Discrimination.


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It had too many problems.


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Take their chairs away!


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Mooooooove over


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They are both rolling in the dough!


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You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.


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Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.


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A crane.


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