How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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