How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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