How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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