How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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