How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.


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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.


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A buff-a-loan


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Leap Year


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"The erection is rigged!"


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Depends on what you want to change it into.


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At the baa-baa shop.


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Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.


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"Feel the World."


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A car only has one horn.


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