How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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