How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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