How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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