How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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