How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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