How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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