How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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A seal walks into a club...
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