How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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