How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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