How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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