How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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