How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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