How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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