How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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