How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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