How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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