How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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