How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.

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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow

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I donít play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

Iím just doing it for kicks.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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