How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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