How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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