How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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