How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
Canvas not available.

or


What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
Canvas not available.

or


Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
Canvas not available.

or


What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
Canvas not available.

or


I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
Canvas not available.

or


What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026