How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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