How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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