How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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