How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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