How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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