How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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