How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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