How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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