How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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