How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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