How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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