How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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