How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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