How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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