How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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