How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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