How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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