How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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