How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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