How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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