How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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