How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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