How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
Canvas not available.

or


Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
Canvas not available.

or


What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
Canvas not available.

or


Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
Canvas not available.

or


What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026