How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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