How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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