How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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