How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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