How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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