How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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