How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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