How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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