How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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