How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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