How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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