How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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