How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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