How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.

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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.

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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.

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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.

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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g

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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.

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