How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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