How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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