How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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