How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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