How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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