How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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