How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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