How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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