How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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