How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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