How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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