How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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