How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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