How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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