How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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