How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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