How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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