How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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