How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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