How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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