How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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