How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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