How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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