How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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