How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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