How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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