How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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