How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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