How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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