How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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