How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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