How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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