How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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