How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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