How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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