How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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