How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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