How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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