How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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