How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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