How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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