How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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