How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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