How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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