How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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