How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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