How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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