How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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