How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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