How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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