How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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