How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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