How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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