How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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