How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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