How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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