How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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