How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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