How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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