How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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