How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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