How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.


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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.

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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?

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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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