How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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