How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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