How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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