How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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