How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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