How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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