How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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