How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.

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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.

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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!

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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic

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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.

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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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