How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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