How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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