How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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