How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.

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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals

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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!

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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis

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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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