How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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