How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?

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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.

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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.

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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.

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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.

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