How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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