How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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