How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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