How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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