How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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