How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.


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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.


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A blushing zebra.


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O I C U R M T


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A swordfish


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To get to the udder side.


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Make sure one is a match!


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At the crystal ball.


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Nothing, peanuts don't talk.


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"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"


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