How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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