How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.


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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.


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A Dogwood


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Because E.T. eventually went home!


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One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.


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Plug its nose.


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Take the words out of his mouth


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Because his feet stink


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To see the moosicals


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Orange Is The New Black.


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