How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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