How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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