How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

Canvas not available.

or


Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
Canvas not available.

or


A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

Canvas not available.

or


How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

Canvas not available.

or


What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026