How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
Canvas not available.

or


Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
Canvas not available.

or


This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

Canvas not available.

or




I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
Canvas not available.

or


Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
Canvas not available.

or


So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
Canvas not available.

or


What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025