How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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