How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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