How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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