How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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