How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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