How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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