How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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