How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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