How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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