How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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