How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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