How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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