How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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A seal walks into a club...
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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