How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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