How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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