How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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