How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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