How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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