How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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