How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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