How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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