How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.

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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.

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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge

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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"



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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.

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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.

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