How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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