How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
Canvas not available.

or


If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
Canvas not available.

or


How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
Canvas not available.

or


Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
Canvas not available.

or


How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

Canvas not available.

or


What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026