How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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