How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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