How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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