How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu


GOOD		CRAP

or

but I couldn't find any.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Laboratory Retrievers


GOOD		CRAP

or

Lipstick.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Fryday


GOOD		CRAP

or

He presses the paws button.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A conversation.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A centipede on its back!


GOOD		CRAP

or