How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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