How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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