How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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