How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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