How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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