How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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