How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.


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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy


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Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.


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Minnesoda.


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You're Hired.


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A phew.


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The same as a regular year, but with less calories.


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A dino-sewer.


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Owlgebra


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The mooseum.


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