How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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