How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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