How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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