How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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