How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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