How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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