How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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