How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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