How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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