How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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