How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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