How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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