How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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