How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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