How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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