How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.


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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.


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One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.


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If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.


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You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.


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Mice krispies


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The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!


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None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.


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A gummy bear


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Snow White Supremacist.


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