How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.


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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.


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So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.


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First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.


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He made an illegal ewe turn.


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A luna-tick


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Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.


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Stinker Bell.


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The sound of Mew-sic


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A snail because it carries it's home.


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