How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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