How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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