How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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