How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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