How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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