How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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