How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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