How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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