How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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