How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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