How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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