How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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