How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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