How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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