How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.

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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.

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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.

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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.

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