How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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