How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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