How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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