How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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