How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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