How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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