How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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