How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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