How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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