How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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