How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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