How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.


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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.


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One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.


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Forever 21


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A swordfish


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A chili dog on a bun.


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Beef jerky


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One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.


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Sleep somewhere else.


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They're cheaper than day rates.


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