How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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