How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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