How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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