How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.


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or

What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.


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or

BaNa2


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or

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.


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or

They are both rolling in the dough!


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or

A swordfish


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or

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.


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Discrimination.


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A Flat Miner


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or

custardy battle.


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or