How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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