How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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