How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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