How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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