How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet


GOOD		CRAP

or

With Tyrannosaurus checks.


GOOD		CRAP

or

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because he wanted sweet dreams.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because Mercury moved in.


GOOD		CRAP

or

To get to the other size!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Five after one.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!


GOOD		CRAP

or