How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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