How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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