How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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