How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."


GOOD		CRAP

or


GOOD		CRAP

or

A sunburnt penguin


GOOD		CRAP

or

A centipede on its back!


GOOD		CRAP

or

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Take away the g


GOOD		CRAP

or

You can unscrew a light bulb.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Glass flippers.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The library, because it has the most stories.


GOOD		CRAP

or