How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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