How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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