How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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