How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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