How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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