How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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