How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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