How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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