How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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