How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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