How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.


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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.


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Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!


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Neither, they all burn shorter.


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A starfish.


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Twister!


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Because he was outstanding in his field.


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Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.


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A swordfish


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When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.


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