How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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