How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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