How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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