How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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