How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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