How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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