How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Sell it and buy a violin


GOOD		CRAP

or

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A skunk with a rash.


GOOD		CRAP

or

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


GOOD		CRAP

or

To the mooooooovies.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It was sole destroying.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.


GOOD		CRAP

or