How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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