How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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