How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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