How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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