How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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