How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.


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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.


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I have to say it got very animated.


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coz Donald ducked


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If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.


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Tell it a yolk.


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2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."


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News briefs.


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Senator.


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but you accidentally say Mother.


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