How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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