How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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