How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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