How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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