How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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