How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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