How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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