How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
Canvas not available.

or


Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
Canvas not available.

or


How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
Canvas not available.

or


What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
Canvas not available.

or


A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
Canvas not available.

or


What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
Canvas not available.

or


If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
Canvas not available.

or


What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026