How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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