How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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