How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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