How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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