How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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