How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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