How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
Canvas not available.

or


This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
Canvas not available.

or


What has a head but no body?

A nail.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
Canvas not available.

or


The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
Canvas not available.

or


A seal walks into a club...
Canvas not available.

or


What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
Canvas not available.

or


What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025