How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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