How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Take away the g


GOOD		CRAP

or

To hide in a bag of M&M's.


GOOD		CRAP

or

We'll see about that."


GOOD		CRAP

or

A centipede with a wooden leg.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!


GOOD		CRAP

or

"A complex world demands complex hair."


GOOD		CRAP

or

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.


GOOD		CRAP

or