How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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