How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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