How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.


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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.


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It was in a jam!


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but you accidentally say Mother.


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In their Sleevies!


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Because they don't want to give away their presence.


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or

Plug its nose.


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Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.


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or

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"


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or

Cell phones


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or