How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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