How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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