How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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