How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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