How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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