How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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