How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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