How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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