How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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