How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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