How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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