How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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