How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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