How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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