How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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