How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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