How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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