How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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