How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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