How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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