How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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