How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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