How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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