How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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