How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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