How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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