How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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