How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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