How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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