How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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