How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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