How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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