How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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