How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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