How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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