How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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