How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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