How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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