How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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