How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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