How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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