How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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