How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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