How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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