How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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