How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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