How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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