How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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