How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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