How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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