How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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