How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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