How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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