How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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