How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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