How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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