How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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