How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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