How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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