How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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