How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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