How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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