How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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