How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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