How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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