How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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