How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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