How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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