How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
Canvas not available.

or


What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

Canvas not available.

or


What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
Canvas not available.

or


How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025