How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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