How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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