How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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