How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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