How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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