How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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