How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.

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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.

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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.

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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!

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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.

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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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