How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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