How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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