How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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