How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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