How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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