How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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