How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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