How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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