How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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