How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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