How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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