How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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