How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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