How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.

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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday

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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.

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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"


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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me

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