How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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