How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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