How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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