How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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