How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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