How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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