How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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