How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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