How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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