How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.


GOOD		CRAP

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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.


GOOD		CRAP

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"Many hands make light work."


GOOD		CRAP

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Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.


GOOD		CRAP

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A centipede on its back!


GOOD		CRAP

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When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.


GOOD		CRAP

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"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"


GOOD		CRAP

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He was trying to fetch a boomerang


GOOD		CRAP

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Igloos it together.


GOOD		CRAP

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I find you very attractive.


GOOD		CRAP

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