How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
Canvas not available.

or


How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
Canvas not available.

or


Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
Canvas not available.

or


Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
Canvas not available.

or


Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
Canvas not available.

or


A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

Canvas not available.

or


What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
Canvas not available.

or


How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
Canvas not available.

or


I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026