How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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