How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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