How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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