How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.


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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.


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bought 4 corners.


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He was trying to fetch a boomerang


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She kept running away from the ball.


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What's a light bulb?


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Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!


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Everyone is happy when the case is closed


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Because pepper makes them sneeze


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A trombone.


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