How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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