How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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