How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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