How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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