How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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