How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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