How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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