How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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