How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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