How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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