How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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