How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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