How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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