How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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