How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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