How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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