How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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