How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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