How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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