How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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