How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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