How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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