How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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