How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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