How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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