How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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