How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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