How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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