How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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