How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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