How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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