How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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