How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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