How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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