How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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