How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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