How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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