How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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