How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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