How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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