How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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