How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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