How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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