How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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