How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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