How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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