How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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