How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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