How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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