How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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