How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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