How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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