How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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