How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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