How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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