How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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