How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
Canvas not available.

or


What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
Canvas not available.

or


How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
Canvas not available.

or


What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
Canvas not available.

or


If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
Canvas not available.

or


Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
Canvas not available.

or


When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
Canvas not available.

or


How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025