How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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