How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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