How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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