How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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