How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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