How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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