How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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