How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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