How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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