How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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