How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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