How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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