How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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