How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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