How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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