How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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