How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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