How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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