How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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