How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"


GOOD		CRAP

or

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.


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or

Hair Force One!


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or

Happy Owl-ween!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?


GOOD		CRAP

or