How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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