How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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