How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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