How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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