How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

Canvas not available.

or


What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
Canvas not available.

or


A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025