How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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