How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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