How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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