How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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