How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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