How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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