How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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