How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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