How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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