How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car

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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.

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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.

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