How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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