How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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