How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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