How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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