How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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