How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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