How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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