How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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