How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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