How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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