How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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