How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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