How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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