How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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