How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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