How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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