How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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