How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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