How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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