How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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