How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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