How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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