How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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