1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Because pepper makes them sneeze
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They can make little things count.
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