How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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