How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:


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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"


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Happy Owl-ween!


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To the dock.


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Lilly.


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Camembert.


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An impasta


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Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


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It had too many problems.


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As far away as possible.


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