How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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