How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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