How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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