How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:

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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.

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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake

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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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