How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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