1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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In the dictionary.
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Big holes all over Australia!
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Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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