How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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