How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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