How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:


GOOD		CRAP

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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.


GOOD		CRAP

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A taxi driver.


GOOD		CRAP

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When the big hand touches the little hand


GOOD		CRAP

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but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.


GOOD		CRAP

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From chasing parked ambulances.


GOOD		CRAP

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Fingernails.


GOOD		CRAP

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All of them


GOOD		CRAP

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He was trying to fetch a boomerang


GOOD		CRAP

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Fireballs.


GOOD		CRAP

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