How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet

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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .

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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis

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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.

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