How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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