How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.

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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.


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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer

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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.

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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!

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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic

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