How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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