How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:

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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.

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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday

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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili

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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".

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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.

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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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