How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:


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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.


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"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"


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By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.


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Merry Christmas!


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About one third less than for a regular bulb.


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[A Condesending con descending]


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He was trying to fetch a boomerang


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A road hog.


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A snail because it carries it's home.


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