How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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