How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:

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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.

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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.

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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them

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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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