How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:


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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.


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I've lost three days already.


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Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.


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A crookodile


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Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.


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None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.


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Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.


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Because his feet stink


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Stable tennis


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