How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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