How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:


GOOD		CRAP

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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Mummies!


GOOD		CRAP

or

You're Hired.


GOOD		CRAP

or

To see the moosicals


GOOD		CRAP

or

That isn't funny!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.


GOOD		CRAP

or

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .


GOOD		CRAP

or

The Elfabet.


GOOD		CRAP

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Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.


GOOD		CRAP

or