How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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