How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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