How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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