How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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