1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Snow balls!
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If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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