How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:


GOOD		CRAP

or

How can you get four suits for a dollar?

Buy a deck of cards.


GOOD		CRAP

or

He had no patients.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A skunk with a rash.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A porcupine with split ends


GOOD		CRAP

or

bought 4 corners.


GOOD		CRAP

or

When the door is open.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Not enough cement.


GOOD		CRAP

or