How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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