How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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