How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:

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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.

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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon

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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

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