How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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