How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:


GOOD		CRAP

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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.


GOOD		CRAP

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I scream!


GOOD		CRAP

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Polar Bond.


GOOD		CRAP

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That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).


GOOD		CRAP

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Tyrannosaurus wrecks.


GOOD		CRAP

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Alley cats.


GOOD		CRAP

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Its shadow


GOOD		CRAP

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None. They have machines to do that now.


GOOD		CRAP

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Just one more, guys, I promise.


GOOD		CRAP

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