How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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