How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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