How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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