How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:


GOOD		CRAP

or

Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It has a collar I.D.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Bison


GOOD		CRAP

or

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A hot dog


GOOD		CRAP

or

Croak-a-cola.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A mouse on vacation.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.


GOOD		CRAP

or