How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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