How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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