How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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