How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:

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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.

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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!

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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.

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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon

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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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