How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:

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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth

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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.

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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean

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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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