How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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