How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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