How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
Canvas not available.

or


How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
Canvas not available.

or


What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
Canvas not available.

or


How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
Canvas not available.

or


Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
Canvas not available.

or


What has a head but no body?

A nail.
Canvas not available.

or


I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
Canvas not available.

or


What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
Canvas not available.

or


How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
Canvas not available.

or


A seal walks into a club...
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026