How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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