How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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