How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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