How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:

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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card

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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.

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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.

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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!

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