How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:

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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.

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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.

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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.

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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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