How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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