How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:

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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.

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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs

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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.


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