How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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