How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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