How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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