How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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