1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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It was beat.
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I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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