How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:

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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!

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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g

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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.

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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle

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