How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:

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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.


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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".

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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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