How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:

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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.

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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison

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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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