How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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