How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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