How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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