How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah

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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.

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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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