How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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