How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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