How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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