How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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