1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Buy a deck of cards.
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She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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