How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?


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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.


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Cause your the only one Hair.


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Meat and Democrats!


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None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.


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An envelope.


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It gave a little wine


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Plug its nose.


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The same as a regular year, but with less calories.


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Their personalities.


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