How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).


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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.


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A screwdriver.


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Oinkment.


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but you accidentally say Mother.


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Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...


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Two flutes playing in unison.


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To get to the udder side.


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Meat and Democrats!


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Make America Hate Again.


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