How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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