How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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