How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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