How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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