How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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