How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.


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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.


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I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.


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None. They just steal somebody else's light.


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Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.


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By relocating it to a casino!


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Because the chicken was on vacation.


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He decomposes.


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When the big hand touches the little hand


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Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out


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