How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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