How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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