How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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