How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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