How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.


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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.


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Oinkment.


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"Let's meet at the endpoint."


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The League of Extraordinary Con Men.


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Accountants know they're boring.


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Laboratory Retrievers


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None. They have machines to do that now.


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1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.


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A jellycopter


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