How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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