How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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