How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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