How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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