How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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