How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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