How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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