How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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