How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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