How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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