How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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