How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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