How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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