How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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