How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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