How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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