How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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