How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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