How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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