How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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