How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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