How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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