How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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