How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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