How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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