How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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