How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.


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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.


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Because it's in the ground state.


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The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.


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R & Brie.


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They're cheaper than day rates.


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None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.


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To get brighter!


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Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!


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I've lost three days already.


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