How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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