How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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