How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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