How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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