How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.


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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.


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At the hickory dickory dock.


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Grabs Our Pussy.


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None, sound engineers don't do lights


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There are skid marks in front of the skunk.


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A workaraunt.


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Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.


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"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"


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A newspaper!


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