How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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