How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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