How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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