How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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