How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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