How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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