How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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