It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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A rash of good luck.
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I've got my ion you.
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Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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They keep dropping their trunks.
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Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Stop bugging me!
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First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Because he never pays his debts.
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