How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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