How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.

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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

Itís a little fishy.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison

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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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