How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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