How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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