How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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