How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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