How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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