How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.


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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.


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None, sound engineers don't do lights


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Because they have a lot of spirit.


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A tree in a golden forest.


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Bugs Bunny.


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I can hardly contain myself.


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Because they don't fit on a ironing board


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By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.


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Vitamin sea.


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