How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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