How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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