How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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