How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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