How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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