How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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