How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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