How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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