How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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