How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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