How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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