How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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