How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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