How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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