How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.


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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"


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None. It turned itself in.


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They don't lie.


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H2O cubed.


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A buff-a-loan


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Meat and Democrats!


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Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.


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Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.


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Do you want to grab a bite?


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