How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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