How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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