How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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