How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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