How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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