How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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