How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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