It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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