How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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