How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.


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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos


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Mice krispies


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Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!


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None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.


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None, sound engineers don't do lights


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Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.


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He took them to a pignic.


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Because everything else on the plate is crackers.


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French Flies.


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