How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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