How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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