How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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