How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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