How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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