How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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