How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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