How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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