How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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