How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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