How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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