How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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