How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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