How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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