How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.


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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


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They both whine alot!


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Because it's too far to walk!


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He was trying to fetch a boomerang


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If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!


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Coffin drops!


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I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."


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Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."


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So he gave me a kite.


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