How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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