How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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