How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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