How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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