How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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