How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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