How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.


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What�s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.


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I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit


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He presses the paws button.


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The sound of Mew-sic


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Peanut butter and jellyfish.


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Bike helmets don't fit hippos


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On the bottom of the chicken's foot!


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They both whine alot!


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After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.


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