How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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