How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.

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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!

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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.

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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.

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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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