How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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