How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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