How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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