How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Never lick the spoon!


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or

To get his filling!


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or

Bison


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or

As far away as possible.


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or

H2O.


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or

They were sitting on the deck!


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or

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.


GOOD		CRAP

or

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.


GOOD		CRAP

or