How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.


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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank


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Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.


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Because all his other wives support Hillary.


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Alley cats.


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Neptunes!


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The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!


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I've got my ion you.


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A snail because it carries it's home.


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By relocating it to a casino!


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