How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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