How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
Canvas not available.

or


How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
Canvas not available.

or


How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
Canvas not available.

or


What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
Canvas not available.

or


What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
Canvas not available.

or


Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026