How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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