How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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