How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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