How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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