How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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