How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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