How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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