How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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A seal walks into a club...
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