How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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