How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
Canvas not available.

or


Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
Canvas not available.

or


How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
Canvas not available.

or


Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
Canvas not available.

or


What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
Canvas not available.

or


What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
Canvas not available.

or


Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
Canvas not available.

or


How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026