How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.

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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.

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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.

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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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