How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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