How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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