It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."
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If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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So he gave me a kite.
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