How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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