How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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