How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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