How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.

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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda

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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.

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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.

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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.

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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.

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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.

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