How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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