How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.


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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.


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Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.


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He wanted to make a clean getaway!


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The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"


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Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.


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Someone stepped on its mouse.


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Catfish


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"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"


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So he could grade his eggs.


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