How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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