How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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