How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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