How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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