How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.


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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."


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Plug its nose.


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A brick layer!


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What kind of answer did you have in mind?


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Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.


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Plug its nose.


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Tweetment.


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None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.


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She couldn't control her pupils.


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