How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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