How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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