How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.

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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison

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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.

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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.

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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.

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