How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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