How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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