How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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