How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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