How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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