How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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