How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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