How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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