How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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