How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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