How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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