How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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