How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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