How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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