How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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