How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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