How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.


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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang


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Someone stepped on its mouse.


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Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.


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One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.


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The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"


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Catch it in the Winter!


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You Poke her face.


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It was two tired.


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Because he wears a size "S".


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