How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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