How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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