How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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