How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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