How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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