How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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