How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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