How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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