How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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