How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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