How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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