How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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