How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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