How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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