How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?

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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin

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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me

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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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