How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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