How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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