How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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