How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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