How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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