How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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