How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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