How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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