How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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