How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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