How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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