How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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