How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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