How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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