How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?

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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986

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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.


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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.

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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.

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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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