How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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