How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?

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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk

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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.

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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.

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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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