How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?

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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.

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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.

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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.

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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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