How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?

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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card

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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut

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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.

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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies

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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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