How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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