How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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