How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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