How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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