How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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