How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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