How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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