How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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