How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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