How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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