How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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