How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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