How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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