How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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