How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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