How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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