How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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