How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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