How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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