How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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