How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
Canvas not available.

or


What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
Canvas not available.

or


What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
Canvas not available.

or


I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
Canvas not available.

or



A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026