How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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