How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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