How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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