How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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