How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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