How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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