How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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