How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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