How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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