How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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