How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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