How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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