How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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