How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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