How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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