How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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