How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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