How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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