How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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