How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.

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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?

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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.

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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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