How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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