How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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