How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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