How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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