How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
Canvas not available.

or


Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

Canvas not available.

or


What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
Canvas not available.

or


Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
Canvas not available.

or


Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026