How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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