How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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