How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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