They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.
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"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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A mouse on vacation.
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