How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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