How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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