How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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