How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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