How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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