How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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