How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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