How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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