They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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A newspaper!
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Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Fish and ships.
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6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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