How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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