How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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A seal walks into a club...
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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