How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
Canvas not available.

or


What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

Canvas not available.

or


I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

Canvas not available.

or


How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
Canvas not available.

or


What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
Canvas not available.

or


What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
Canvas not available.

or


Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026