How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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