How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
Canvas not available.

or


What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
Canvas not available.

or


What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
Canvas not available.

or


What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
Canvas not available.

or


The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
Canvas not available.

or


What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
Canvas not available.

or


Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
Canvas not available.

or


What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
Canvas not available.

or


Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026