How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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