How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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