How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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