How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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