How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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