How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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