How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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