How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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