How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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