How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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