How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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