How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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