How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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