How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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