How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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