How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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