How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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