How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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