How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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