How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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