How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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