How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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