How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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