How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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