How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
Canvas not available.

or


What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
Canvas not available.

or


Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
Canvas not available.

or


A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
Canvas not available.

or


What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
Canvas not available.

or


How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

Canvas not available.

or


How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
Canvas not available.

or


What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026