How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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