How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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