How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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