How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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