How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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