How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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