How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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