How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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