How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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