How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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