How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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