How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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