How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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