How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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