How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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