How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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