How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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