How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.

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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon

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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.

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