How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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A seal walks into a club...
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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