How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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