How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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