How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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