How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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