How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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