How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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