How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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