How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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