How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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