How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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