How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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