How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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