How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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