How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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