How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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