How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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