How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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