How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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