How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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