How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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