How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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