How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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