How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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