How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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