How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
Canvas not available.

or


What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
Canvas not available.

or


Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
Canvas not available.

or


Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
Canvas not available.

or


What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
Canvas not available.

or


What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
Canvas not available.

or


A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025