How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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