How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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