How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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