How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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