How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
Canvas not available.

or


What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
Canvas not available.

or


Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
Canvas not available.

or


What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
Canvas not available.

or


I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
Canvas not available.

or


Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

 Canvas not available.

or


I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026