How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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A seal walks into a club...
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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