How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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