How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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