How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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