How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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