How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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