How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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