How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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