How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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