How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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