How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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