How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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