How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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