How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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