How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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