How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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