How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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