How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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