How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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