How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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