How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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