How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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