How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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