How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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