How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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