How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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