How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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