How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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