How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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