How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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