How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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