How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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