How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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