How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.

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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"

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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.

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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.

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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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