How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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