How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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