How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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