How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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