How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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