How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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