How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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