How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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