How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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