How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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