How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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