How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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