How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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