How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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