How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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