How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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