How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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