How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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