How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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