How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.


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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


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She was the fairest in the land.


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The sound of Mew-sic


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What's the use, they'd still have bear feet


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Because it's pretty basic stuff.


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What kind of answer did you have in mind?


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Wet feet.


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Glass flippers.


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