How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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