How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.


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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.


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He presses the paws button.


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It has a collar I.D.


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Because they have a lot of spirit.


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Taller


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Finland.


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None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.


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Take away the g


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Santa paws!!!


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