How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.


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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.


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Because she would have to move into a smaller house.


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. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.


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but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.


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None. Televangelists screw in motels.


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To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.


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The baaaahamas


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So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.


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So he could grade his eggs.


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