How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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