How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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