How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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