How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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