How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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