How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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