How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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