How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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