How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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