How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.


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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.


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Only three. The rest are true stories.


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Saliva


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Squeaky clean


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What's the use, they'd still have bear feet


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Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.


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The pronunciation.


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Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil


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None. That's a software problem.


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