How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.


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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.


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Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.


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Tyrannosaurus Tex.


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She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.


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Orange Is The New Black.


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Catch it in the Winter!


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He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it


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To log on.


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The tick falls off when you are dead.


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