How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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