How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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