How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
Canvas not available.

or


How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
Canvas not available.

or


Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
Canvas not available.

or


How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
Canvas not available.

or


What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
Canvas not available.

or


Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025