How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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