How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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