How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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