How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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