How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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