How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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