How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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