How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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