How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.


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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.


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Senator.


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but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"


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Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.


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Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.


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It's fine, he woke up.


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"Let's meet at the endpoint."


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One. But the guitarist has to show him first.


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A tyrannosauraus wreck


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