How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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