How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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