How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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