How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.


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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.


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To get his quarterback.


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Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.


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Because they dribble!


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To get to the body shop.


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Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.


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It�s Hans free.


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None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.


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A swordfish


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