How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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