How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.


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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.


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A nectarine!


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Some day my prints will come.


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A swordfish


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Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.


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Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!


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Because he had no BODY to go with.


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To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.


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Pupperoni.


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