How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.


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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras


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A cheetah


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Five after one.


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Because his feet stink


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Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.


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C over lambda.


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At the ghost-ery store!


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It's not a bulb, it's a globe.


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Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.


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