How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.


GOOD		CRAP

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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.


GOOD		CRAP

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Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.


GOOD		CRAP

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Unique up on it.


GOOD		CRAP

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Do you want to grab a bite?


GOOD		CRAP

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He wanted to make a clean getaway!


GOOD		CRAP

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A jellycopter


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The scales.


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With a cowculator.


GOOD		CRAP

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First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.


GOOD		CRAP

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