How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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