How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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