How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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