How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.


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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"


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A dino-sore


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Toy-otas.


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Saliva


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Great food, no atmosphere.


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Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.


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Mice krispies


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Because it said CONCENTRATE.


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I've got my ion you.


GOOD		CRAP

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