How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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