How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.


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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.


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Because it's pretty basic stuff.


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Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.


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Croak-a-cola.


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but enough about Kanye West.


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The Flea Stooges!


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A starfish.


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What's the use, they'd still have bear feet


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To get a mini soda


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