How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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