How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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