How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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