How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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