How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.


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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"


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They don't lie.


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The same as a regular year, but with less calories.


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Toy-otas.


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A silicon.


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Taller


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To see how long he slept.


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It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


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The lawyer charges more.


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