How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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