How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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