How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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