How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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