How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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