How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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