How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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