How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.


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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.


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To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.


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Time to get a new bed


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Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's


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got salmonella.


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Let's get crackin'!


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Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.


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An instagram.


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Answer: The back of his head.


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