How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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