How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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