How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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