How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.

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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!

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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.

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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.

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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)

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