How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.


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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.


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Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.


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Sleep somewhere else.


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Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.


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You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna


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But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.


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You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"


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No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.


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Mice krispies


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