How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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