How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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