How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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