How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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