How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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