How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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