How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.

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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)

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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.

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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.

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