How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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