How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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