How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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