How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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