How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.


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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers


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T (tea)


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Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.


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With Tyrannosaurus checks.


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Snow balls!


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Where is pop corn?


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Deviled eggs.


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Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.


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The scales.


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