How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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