How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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