How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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