How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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