How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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