How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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