How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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