How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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A seal walks into a club...
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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