How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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