How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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