How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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