How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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