How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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