How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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