How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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