How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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