How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.


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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"


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Nothing. Nuts can't talk.


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A skunk with a rash.


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She ran away from the ball.


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Peanut butter and jellyfish.


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What's the use, they'd still have bear feet


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Professional courtesy.


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Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's


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A milk truck.


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