How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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