How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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