How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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