How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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