How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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