How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.


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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.


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it was a shitzu."


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None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.


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A spelling bee!


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Time to get a new bed


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Cats keep trying to bury them.


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Because of the bark


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Sleep somewhere else.


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Twick o tweet


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