How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.


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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.


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Nothing, peanuts don't talk.


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Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil


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In a river bank


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To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.


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Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.


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"The erection is rigged!"


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Because it's too far to walk!


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Beef jerky


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