How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.


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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!


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It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.


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Tooth-hurty.


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got salmonella.


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Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.


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Holly Davidson.


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He was trying to fetch a boomerang


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None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.


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Croak-a-cola.


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