How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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