How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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