How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.


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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.


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It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.


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When the big hand touches the little hand


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To see how long he slept.


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A cow walking backwards


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Snow White Supremacist.


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Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.


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Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.


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I dot my i's on you!


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