How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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