How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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