How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)


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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.


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Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.


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Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.


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Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.


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About one third less than for a regular bulb.


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Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.


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A fright train!


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Sherlock Bones.


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At the crystal ball.


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