The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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A porcupine with split ends
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In a hambulance.
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