How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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