How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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