How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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