How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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