How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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