How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)


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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!


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Sherlock Bones.


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Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.


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At the crystal ball.


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I think I'm coming down with something!


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It's not a bulb, it's a globe.


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A cr-oak tree.


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The sound of Mew-sic


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Snow White Supremacist.


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