How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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