How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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