How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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