How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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