How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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