How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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