How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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