How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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