How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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