How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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