How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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