How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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