How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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