How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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