How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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