How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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