How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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