How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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