How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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