How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)

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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.

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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.

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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split

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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.

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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.

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