How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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