How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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