How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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