How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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