How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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