How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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