How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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