How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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