How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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