How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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