How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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