How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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