How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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