How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)


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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.


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None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.


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None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.


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Skeet.


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The caterer.


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Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.


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An earthquake.


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Lilly.


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That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).


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