How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)

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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!

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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.

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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!

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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.

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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.

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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic

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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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