How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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