How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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