How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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