How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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