How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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