How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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