How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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