How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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