How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)

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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow

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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!

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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.

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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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