How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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