How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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