How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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