How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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