The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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It needed a root canal.
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