How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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