How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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