How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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