How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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