How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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