How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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