How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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