How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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