How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)

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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.

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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.

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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.

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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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