How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)


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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.


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Toy-otas.


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Because all his other wives support Hillary.


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2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."


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By carving a Trumpkin.


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I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.


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Minivans.


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Bugs Bunny.


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She was caught taking a brake.


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