How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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