How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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