How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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