How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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