How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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