How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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A seal walks into a club...
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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