How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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