How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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