How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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