How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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