How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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