How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)

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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.

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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."

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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.

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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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