How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)


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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.


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In a river bank


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Me-ow


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To get brighter!


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"Let me see your birth certificate".


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At the crystal ball.


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To get his quarterback.


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Glass flippers.


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You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna


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