How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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