How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)


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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.


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To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.


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He presses the paws button.


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In a barking lot.


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A snail because it carries it's home.


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Because they kept saying "bach bach"!


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He was tired of working for peanuts.


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Anything you like, he can't hear you.


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Only one, but it takes six visits.


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