How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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