How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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