How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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