How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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