How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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