How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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