The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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The cow that jumped over the moon
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