How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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