How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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