How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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