How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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