How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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