How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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