How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
Canvas not available.

or


What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
Canvas not available.

or


How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
Canvas not available.

or


When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
Canvas not available.

or


How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
Canvas not available.

or


Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025