How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.


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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it


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The library, because it has the most stories.


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Because it goes good with chips.


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A porcupine with split ends


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coz Donald ducked


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With a tuba glue.


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A phew.


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Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.


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all that was left was de brie.


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