How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.


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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.


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She wanted to reach the high notes!


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A workaraunt.


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I've lost three days already.


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To get a mini soda


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The caterer.


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He was caught stealing second base.


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Feyonce


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Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.


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