How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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