How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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