How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.


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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.


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A nectarine!


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Fingernails.


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That's not a miracle. That's tapas.


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If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"


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So he could grade his eggs.


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A rubber band.


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"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"


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got salmonella.


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