How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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