How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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