How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.


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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.


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Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.


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A gigolo only screws one person at a time.


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Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.


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If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.


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Because the sea weed


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When it's full.


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To reduce his carbon footprint.


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Half a worm.


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