How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.


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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.


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If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!


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Cheeses of Nazareth.


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A buff-a-loan


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A taxi driver.


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Gator-Ade.


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Because it's in the ground state.


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"Let me see your birth certificate".


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Steal its chair.


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