How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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