How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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