How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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