How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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