How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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