How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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