How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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