How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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