How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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