How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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