How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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