How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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