How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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