How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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