How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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