How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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