How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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