How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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