How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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