How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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