How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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