How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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