How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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