How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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