How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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