How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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