How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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