How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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