How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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