Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"
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A screwdriver.
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By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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