How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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