How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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