How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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