How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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