How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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