How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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