How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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