How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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