How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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