How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.

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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.

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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.

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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday

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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog

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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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