How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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