How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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