How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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