How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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