How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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