How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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