How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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