How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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