How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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