How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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