How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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