How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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