How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.

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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.

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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.

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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!

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