How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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