How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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