How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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