How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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