How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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