How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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