How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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