How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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