How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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