How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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