How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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