How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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