How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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