How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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