How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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