How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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