How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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