How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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