How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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