How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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