How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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