How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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