How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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