How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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