How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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