How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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