Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Because the sea weed
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Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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A snail because it carries it's home.
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"Let me see your birth certificate".
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He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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