How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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