How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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