How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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