How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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