How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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