How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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