How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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