How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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