How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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