How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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