How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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