How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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