How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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