How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".


GOOD		CRAP

or

Three, but they're really only one.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.


GOOD		CRAP

or

custardy battle.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The chicken wasn't around yet.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because you better duck when he's pissed.


GOOD		CRAP

or

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Roberto.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Fingernails.


GOOD		CRAP

or