How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."


GOOD		CRAP

or

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Only three. The rest are true stories.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A ferrous wheel.


GOOD		CRAP

or

None. They have machines to do that now.


GOOD		CRAP

or

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because they dribble!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because they don't want to give away their presence.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It held up a pair of pants.


GOOD		CRAP

or