How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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