How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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