How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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