How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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