How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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