How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.

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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva


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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story

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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom

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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.

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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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