How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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