How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.


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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!


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He got caught peeping on a test.


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A Doberman.


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Decalfinated


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Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


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He was a dirty double crosser!


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They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.


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A rubber band.


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It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.


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