How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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