How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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