How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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