How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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