How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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