How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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