How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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