How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.


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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.


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He wanted to go to high school!


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A polygon


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Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.


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A centipede on its back!


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You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"


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Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's


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A ruler.


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Because they dribble!


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