How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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