How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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