How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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