How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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