How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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