How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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