How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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