How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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