How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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