How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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