How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.


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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.


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Bone appetit!


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It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.


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CoFe2


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Because his feet stink


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The same as a regular year, but with less calories.


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coz Donald ducked


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Tyrannosaurus Tex.


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From chasing parked ambulances.


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