How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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