How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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