How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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