How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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