How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.


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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.


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"Many hands make light work."


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Tweetment.


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Uh...standby, I'll check on that.


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Those who read binary and those who don't.


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It was in a pickle!


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Snowflakes.


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Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.


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He was trying to fetch a boomerang


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