How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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