How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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