How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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