How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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