How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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