How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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