How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.


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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.


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A hot dog


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No I deer


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When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.


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He was feeling a Lil Weezy


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New Jersey got to pick first.


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At forks in the road.


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The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!


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Catfish


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