How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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