How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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