How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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