How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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