How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.


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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.


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Saliva


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Hiss-story


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A baboom


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It'll come back to me.


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He did not have a stop on his organ.


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Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil


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None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.


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H2O.


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