How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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