How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.


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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.


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A tyrannosauraus wreck


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If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"


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Beef jerky


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but enough about Kanye West.


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The price of bacon would go up.


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A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.


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Toy-otas.


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Fish and ships.


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