How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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