How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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