How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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