How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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