How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.


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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan


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To hide in a bag of M&M's.


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Pooched eggs.


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Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."


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Because there's no one else to wag it for him.


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Because E.T. eventually went home!


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An embarrased mime!


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It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


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1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:


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