How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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