How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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