How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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