How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.


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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet


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Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.


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Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.


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Pupperoni.


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In a barking lot.


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None. They have machines to do that now.


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With tomato paste.


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You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.


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Lunch and dinner.


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