How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.


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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.


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Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil


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Owlgebra


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By relocating it to a casino!


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CSI


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Barium


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1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.


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A computer mouse.


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Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.


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