How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.


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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.


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To get to the baaaaarber shop


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Stairs.


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An onion


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Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.


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One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.


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A sunburnt penguin


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One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.


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To get to the baaaaarber shop


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