How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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