How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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