How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.


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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.


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Take the words out of his mouth


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Infantry.


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Does Boston stop at this train?


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Cause your the only one Hair.


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Lemonade.


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One. But the guitarist has to show him first.


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News briefs.


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Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.


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