How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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