How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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