How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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