How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.


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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil


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I was amazed, I never knew they worked.


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He was tired of working for peanuts.


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Climb up a tree and act like a nut


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Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.


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Carlos.


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Dead.


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Neptunes!


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None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.


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