How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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