How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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