How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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