How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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