How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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