How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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