How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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