How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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