How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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