How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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