How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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