How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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