How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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