How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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