How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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