How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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