How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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