How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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