How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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