How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.


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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis


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No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.


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Catillacs


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To get a mini soda


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He doesn't have a heart.


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Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group


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To log on.


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He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.


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One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .


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