How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.


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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.


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Orange Is The New Black.


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By renaming it Trump University.


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It was sole destroying.


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100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."


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Both of them.


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It came in at quarter past four.


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He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.


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Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.


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