How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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