How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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