How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.


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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.


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Squash


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To get his quarterback.


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Because he got into treble with the cops


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A trombone.


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It had too many problems.


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Leap Year


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One, if it knows its own Goedel number.


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I better not tell you, it might spread.


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