How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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