How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.


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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.


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they just stop reacting.


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Because it goes good with chips.


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That's not a miracle. That's tapas.


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but you accidentally say Mother.


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A fire cracker


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A snail because it carries it's home.


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Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


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Because he traveled a lot.


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