How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.


GOOD		CRAP

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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.


GOOD		CRAP

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In the snow bank.


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"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"


GOOD		CRAP

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Mooooooove over


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The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!


GOOD		CRAP

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It was the best dam program I've ever seen.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.


GOOD		CRAP

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"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"


GOOD		CRAP

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Do you believe in humans?


GOOD		CRAP

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