How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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