How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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