How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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