How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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