How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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