How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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