How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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