How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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