How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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