How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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