How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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