How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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