How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.

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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth

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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge

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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.

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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.

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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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