How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.


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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."


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People must be dying to get in there.


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bought 4 corners.


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She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.


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It's Hans free.


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The scales.


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He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.


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At the hickory dickory dock.


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Minnesoda.


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