How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.


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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.


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The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.


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Gator-Ade.


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Croak-a-cola.


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Porkchop


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Because it's between ac.


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Bike helmets don't fit hippos


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Does Boston stop at this train?


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When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.


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