How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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