How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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