How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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