How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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