How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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