How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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