How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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