How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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