How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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