How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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