How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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