How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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