How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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