How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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