How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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