How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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