How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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