How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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