How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!


GOOD		CRAP

or

What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's


GOOD		CRAP

or

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.


GOOD		CRAP

or

One molar solution.


GOOD		CRAP

or

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.


GOOD		CRAP

or

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because they have a lot of spirit.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Mooooooove over


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or

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because his feet stink


GOOD		CRAP

or