How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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