How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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