How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!


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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?


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You Poke her face.


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Neptunes!


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Nothing, peanuts don't talk.


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By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.


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No one can eat just one potato ship.


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Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.


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He was trying to fetch a boomerang


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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


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