How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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