How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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