How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!


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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?


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Because he is so cool!


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One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.


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They were sitting on the deck!


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They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.


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That's not a miracle. That's tapas.


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Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.


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She ran away from the ball.


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None, because they were copycats


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