How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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