How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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