How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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