How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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