How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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