How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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