How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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