How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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