How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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