How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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