How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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