How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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