How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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