How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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