How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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