How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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