How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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