How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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