How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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