How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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