How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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