How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!


GOOD		CRAP

or

A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."


GOOD		CRAP

or

Dead.


GOOD		CRAP

or

An instagram.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Catillacs


GOOD		CRAP

or

When the door is open.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Wet.


GOOD		CRAP

or

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


GOOD		CRAP

or

A taxi driver.


GOOD		CRAP

or

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.


GOOD		CRAP

or