How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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