How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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