How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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