How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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