How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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