How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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