How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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