How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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