How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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