How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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