How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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