How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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