How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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