How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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