How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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