How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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