How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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