How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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