How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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