How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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