How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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