How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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