How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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