How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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