How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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