How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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