How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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