How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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