How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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