How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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