How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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