How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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