How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!

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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split

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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.

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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.

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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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