How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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