How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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