How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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