How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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