How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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