How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!

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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.

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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs

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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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