How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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