How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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