How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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