How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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