How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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