How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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