How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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