How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.


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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.


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Because you better duck when he's pissed.


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Bugs Bunny.


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They both look good hanging from a tree.


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None, because they were copycats


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To get to the udder side.


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Because Mercury moved in.


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Beef jerky


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Because they don't want to give away their presence.


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