How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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