How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.


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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.


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I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.


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Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.


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With tomato paste.


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It was two tired.


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Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.


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What's the use, they'd still have bear feet


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Because they don't know the words.


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You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.


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