How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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