How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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