How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
Canvas not available.

or


What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
Canvas not available.

or


You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


Canvas not available.

or


Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
Canvas not available.

or


What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
Canvas not available.

or


Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
Canvas not available.

or


How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
Canvas not available.

or


The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026