How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
Canvas not available.

or


I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
Canvas not available.

or


What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
Canvas not available.

or


How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
Canvas not available.

or


I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026