How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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