How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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