How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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