How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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