How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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