How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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