How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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