How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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