How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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