How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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