How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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