How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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