Chile.
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When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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Slippers.
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Do you want to grab a bite?
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