How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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