How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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