How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.


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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog


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Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.


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You crack me up!


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``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''


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Because E.T. eventually went home!


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Because he was under cover.


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Make America Hate Again.


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You Poke her face.


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To the mooooooovies.


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