How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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