How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.


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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.


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To get to the baaaaarber shop


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Time to get a new bed


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One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?


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The same as a regular year, but with less calories.


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The disk-o!


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Polar Bond.


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Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.


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He just couldn't put it down.


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