How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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