How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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