How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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