How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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