How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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