How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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