How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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