How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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