How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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