How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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