How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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