How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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