How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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