How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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