How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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