How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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