How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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