How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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