How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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