How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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