How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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