How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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