How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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