How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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