How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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