How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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