How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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