How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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