How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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