How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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