How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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