How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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