How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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