How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.


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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!


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Oinkment.


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Mooooooove over


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Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.


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A hush puppy.


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Because he never pays his debts.


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Because he got into treble with the cops


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Five after one.


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Because they dribble!


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