How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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