How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.


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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish


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A crane.


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He doesn't have a heart.


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Address.


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Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.


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First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.


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To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.


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Because her mom would make her take it back.


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On the bottom.


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