How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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