How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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