How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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