How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


GOOD		CRAP

or

He was trying to fetch a boomerang


GOOD		CRAP

or

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Just one more, guys, I promise.


GOOD		CRAP

or

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.


GOOD		CRAP

or

......... one jar.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because he was outstanding in his field.


GOOD		CRAP

or