How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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