How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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