How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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