How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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