How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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