How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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