How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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