How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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