How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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