How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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