How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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