How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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