How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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