How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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