How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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