How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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