How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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