How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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