How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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