How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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