How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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