How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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