How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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