How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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