How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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