How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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