How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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