How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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