How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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