How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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