How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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