How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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