How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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