How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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