How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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