How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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