How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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