How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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