How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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