How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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