How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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