How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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