How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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