How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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