How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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