How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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