How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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