How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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