How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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