How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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