How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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