How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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