How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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