How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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