How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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