How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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