How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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