How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.

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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board

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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"

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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

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