How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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