How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"


GOOD		CRAP

or

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because you better duck when he's pissed.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because they don't fit on a ironing board


GOOD		CRAP

or

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".


GOOD		CRAP

or

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.


GOOD		CRAP

or

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"


GOOD		CRAP

or