How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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