How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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