How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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