How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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