How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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