How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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