How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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