How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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