How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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