How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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