How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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