How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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