How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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