How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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