How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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