How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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