How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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