How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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