How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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