How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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