How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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