How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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