How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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