How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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