How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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