How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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