How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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