How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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