How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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