How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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