How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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