How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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