How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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