How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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