How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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