How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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