How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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