How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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