How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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