How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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