How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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