How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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