How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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