How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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