How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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