How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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