How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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