How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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