How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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