How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.

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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon

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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.

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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit

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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.

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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!

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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.

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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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