How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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