How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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