How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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