How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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