How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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