How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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