How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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