How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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