How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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