How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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