How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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