How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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