How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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