How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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