How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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