How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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