How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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