How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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