How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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