How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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