How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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