How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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