How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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