How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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