How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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