How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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