How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
Canvas not available.

or


They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
Canvas not available.

or


Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
Canvas not available.

or


How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
Canvas not available.

or


If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026