How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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