How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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