How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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