How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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