How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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