How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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