How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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