How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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