How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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