How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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