How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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