How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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