How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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