How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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