How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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