How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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