How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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