How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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