How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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