How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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