How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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