How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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