How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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