How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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