How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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