How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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