How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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