How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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