How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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