How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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