How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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