How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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