How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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