How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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