How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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