How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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