How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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