How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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