How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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