How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.

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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.

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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.

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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.

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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.

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