How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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