How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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