How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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