How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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