How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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