How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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