How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.

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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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