How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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