How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."

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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.

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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.

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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!

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