How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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