How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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