How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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