How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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