How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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