How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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