How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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