How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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