How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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