How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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