How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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