How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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