How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."

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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .

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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!

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