How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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