How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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