How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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