How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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