How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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