How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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