How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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