How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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