How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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