How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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