How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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