How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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