How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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