How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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