How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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