How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"

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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.

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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks

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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.

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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.

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