How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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