How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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