How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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