How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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