How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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