How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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