How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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