How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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