How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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