How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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