How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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