How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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