How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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