How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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