How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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