How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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