How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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