How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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