How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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