How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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