How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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