How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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