How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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