How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!

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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.

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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday

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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!

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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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