How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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