How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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