How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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