How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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