How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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