How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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