How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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