How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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