How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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