How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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