How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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