How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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