How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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