How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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