How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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