How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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