How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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