How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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