How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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