How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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