How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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