How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.

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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.

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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore

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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.

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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.

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