How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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