How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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