How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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