How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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