How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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