How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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