How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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