How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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