How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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