How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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A seal walks into a club...
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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