How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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