How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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