How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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