How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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