How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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