How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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