How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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