How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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