How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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