How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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