How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
Canvas not available.

or


What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
Canvas not available.

or


How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
Canvas not available.

or


What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
Canvas not available.

or


What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026