How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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