How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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