How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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