How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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