How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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