How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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