How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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