How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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