How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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