How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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