How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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