How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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