How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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