How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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