How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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