How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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