How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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