How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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