How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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