How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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