How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.

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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.

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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.

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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!

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