How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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