How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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