How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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