How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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