How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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