How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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