How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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