How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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