How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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