How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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