How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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