How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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