How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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