How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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