How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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