How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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