How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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