How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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