How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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