How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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