How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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