How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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