How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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