How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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