How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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