How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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