How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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