How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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