How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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