How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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