How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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