How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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