How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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