How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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