How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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