How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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