How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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