How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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