How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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