How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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