How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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