How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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