How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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