How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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