How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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