How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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