How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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