How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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