How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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