How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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