How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?


GOOD		CRAP

or

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."


GOOD		CRAP

or

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".


GOOD		CRAP

or

Anything you like, he can't hear you.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A buff-a-loan


GOOD		CRAP

or

A phew.


GOOD		CRAP

or

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]


GOOD		CRAP

or

Glass flippers.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What kind of answer did you have in mind?


GOOD		CRAP

or