How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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