How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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