How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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