How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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