How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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