How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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