How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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