How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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