How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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