How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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