How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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