How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?

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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish

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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.


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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish

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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.

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