How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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