How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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