How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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