How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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