How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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