How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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