How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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