How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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