How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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