How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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