How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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