How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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