How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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