How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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