How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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