How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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