How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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