How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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