How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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