How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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