How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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