How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

Canvas not available.

or


My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
Canvas not available.

or


What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
Canvas not available.

or


I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
Canvas not available.

or


What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
Canvas not available.

or


Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026