How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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