How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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