How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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