How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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