How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.

Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?

Canvas not available.

or


Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Canvas not available.

or


Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
Canvas not available.

or


Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
Canvas not available.

or


Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
Canvas not available.

or


How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them

Canvas not available.

or


What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2018