How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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