How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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