How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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