How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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