How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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