How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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