How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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