How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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