How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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