How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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