How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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