How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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