How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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