How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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