How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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