How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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