How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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