How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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