How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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