How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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