How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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