How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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