How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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