How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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