How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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