How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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