How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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