How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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