How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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