How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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