How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.


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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.

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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.


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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.

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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!

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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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