How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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