How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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