How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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