How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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