How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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