How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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