How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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