How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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