How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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