How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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