How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.


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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.

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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang

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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.

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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!

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