How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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