How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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