How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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