How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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