How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.


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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer


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One. But the guitarist has to show him first.


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First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.


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King.


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None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.


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Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.


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Senator.


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Hi school.


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It has a collar I.D.


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