How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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