How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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