How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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