How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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