How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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