How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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