How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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