How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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