How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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