How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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