How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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