How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
Canvas not available.

or


Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
Canvas not available.

or


What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
Canvas not available.

or


How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
Canvas not available.

or


How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
Canvas not available.

or


Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
Canvas not available.

or


What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
Canvas not available.

or


What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025