How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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