How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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