How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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