How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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