How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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