How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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