How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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