How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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