How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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