How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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