How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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