How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.


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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.


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He doesn't have a heart.


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He presses the paws button.


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Because they kept saying "bach bach"!


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A try and try and try-ceratops


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Three, but they're really only one.


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Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out


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Because she would have to move into a smaller house.


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I lava you.


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