How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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