How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.


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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.


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Because he was outstanding in his field.


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A Doberman.


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If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"


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6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.


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A car


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They can hit the high C's!


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A pineapple!


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Because he was under cover.


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