How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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