How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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