How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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