How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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