How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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