How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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