How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.


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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.

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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.

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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"

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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.

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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.

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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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