How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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