How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.


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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out


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Tell it a yolk.


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Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.


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Because E.T. eventually went home!


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Virgin mobile.


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To reduce his carbon footprint.


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but you accidentally say Mother.


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He doesn't have a heart.


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A tattoo.


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