How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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