How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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