How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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