How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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