How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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