How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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