How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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