How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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