How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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