How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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