How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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