How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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