How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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A seal walks into a club...
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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