How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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