How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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