How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.


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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.


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I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."


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The Elfabet.


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As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.


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Camembert.


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Pooched eggs.


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CSI


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The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!


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Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"


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