How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.


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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!


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Professional courtesy.


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Because her mom would make her take it back.


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Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.


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If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"


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Meet Patty.


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coz Donald ducked


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The batter.


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Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.


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