How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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