How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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