How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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A seal walks into a club...
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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