How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.


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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.


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Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.


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Polar Bond.


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``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''


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It's fine, he woke up.


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Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.


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To reduce his carbon footprint.


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It might be your bicycle.


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To see the moosicals


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