How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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