How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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