How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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