How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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