How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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