How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.


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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?


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Bugs Bunny.


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To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.


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The library, because it has the most stories.


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Juan by Juan.


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None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.


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She was the fairest in the land.


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None. It turned itself in.


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It said Nah, I'm traveling light.


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