How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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