How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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