How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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