How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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