How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.


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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.


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A vicious circle.


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A tyrannosauraus wreck


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Booberries!


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They both look good hanging from a tree.


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Frostbite.


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Because he was under cover.


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Do you want to grab a bite?


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Because all his other wives support Hillary.


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