How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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