How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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