Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.
A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Fun-ny!
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Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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