How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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