How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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