How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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