How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.


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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!


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It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


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Take the words out of his mouth


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A watch dog.


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Because she would have to move into a smaller house.


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Sandy Claws.


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Leap Year


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1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.


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They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.


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