How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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