How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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