How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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