How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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