How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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