How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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