How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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