How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.


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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.


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Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.


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Orange Is The New Black.


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Take the words out of his mouth


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Because he was under cover.


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None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.


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and says make me one with everything.


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A spelling bee!


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Merry Christmas!


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