How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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