How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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