How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.


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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.


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Stick his bill up his ass.


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Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil


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Chips AHOY!!


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None. It turned itself in.


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Catillacs


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He was trying to fetch a boomerang


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Because they don't fit on a ironing board


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The cow that jumped over the moon


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