Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.
A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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I dot my i's on you!
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Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Pointless
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