How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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