How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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