How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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