How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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