How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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