How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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