How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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