How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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