How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.


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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.


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Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.


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Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.


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A pineapple!


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Bike helmets don't fit hippos


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Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.


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Because he wanted sweet dreams.


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Root beer.


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What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.


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