How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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