How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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