How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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