How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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