How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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