How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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