How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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