How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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