How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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