How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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