How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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