How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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