How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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