How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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