How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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