How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.


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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


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Silverware.


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Because his feet stink


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He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.


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or

Catillacs


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The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!


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Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.


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or

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.


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or