How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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