How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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