How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.

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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet

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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.


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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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