How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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