How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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