How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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