How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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