How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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