How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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