How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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