How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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