How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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