How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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