How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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