How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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