How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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