How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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