How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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