How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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