How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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