How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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