How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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