How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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