How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.


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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !


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Stable tennis


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He wanted to go to high school!


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A swordfish


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A porcupine with split ends


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Tooth-hurty.


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A chili dog on a bun.


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Mooooooove over


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Depends on what you want to change it into.


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