How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.


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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.


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The chicken wasn't around yet.


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No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.


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None, because they were copycats


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6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.


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In the snow bank.


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A phew.


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Because it's pretty basic stuff.


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Fo Drizzle!


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