How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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