How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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