How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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