How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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