How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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