How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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