Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.
A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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