How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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