How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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