How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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