How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.


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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:


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"Let me see your birth certificate".


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Senator.


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What's the use, they'd still have bear feet


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Stairs.


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A skunk with a rash.


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Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.


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Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.


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What's the use, they'd still have bear feet


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