How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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