How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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