How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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