How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.


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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T


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Ask Cheese.


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A sandwich!


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"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"


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Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil


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In Washington, D.C.


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You can unscrew a light bulb.


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Root beer.


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A gummy bear


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