How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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