How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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