How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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