Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.
A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Address.
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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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A conversation.
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