How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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