How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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