How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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