How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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