How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.

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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T

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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.

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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.

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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

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