How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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