How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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