How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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