How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.


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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang


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By renaming it Trump University.


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A fire cracker


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Bike helmets don't fit hippos


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Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.


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A crookodile


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A traffic jam.


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None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.


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Peanut butter and jellyfish.


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