How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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