How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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