How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.


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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.


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No one can eat just one potato ship.


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Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.


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bought 4 corners.


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Take away his shovel


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Two flutes playing in unison.


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Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.


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A gummy bear


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Because he got into treble with the cops


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