How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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