How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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