How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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