How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.

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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore

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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.

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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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