How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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