How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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