How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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