How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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