How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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