How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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