How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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