How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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