How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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