How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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