How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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