How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
Canvas not available.

or


I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

Canvas not available.

or


How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
Canvas not available.

or


Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
Canvas not available.

or


What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
Canvas not available.

or


I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

Canvas not available.

or


What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
Canvas not available.

or


How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025