How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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