How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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