How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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