How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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