How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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