How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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