How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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