How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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