How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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