How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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