How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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