How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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