How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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