How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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