How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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