How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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