How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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