How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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