How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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