How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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