How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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