How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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