How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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