How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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