How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.

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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.

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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.


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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks

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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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