How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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