How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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