How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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