How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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