How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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