How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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