How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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