How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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