How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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