How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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