How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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