How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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