How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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