How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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