How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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