How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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