How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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