How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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