How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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