How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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